Part Taino, part European and part Mmmhmm!
Denise Vasquez was born in Manhattan, is the youngest of two sisters who spent her childhood in the Bronx, and her teenage years on Roosevelt Island. After moving from the Bronx to a tiny little island between Manhattan and Queens, she was constantly mistaken for being a gang member, for wearing her sassy attitude and favorite white leather bomber coat, standing out everywhere she went. Making people laugh kept her from having to fight bullies, so she started performing improv, sketch comedy, and stand up instead. Inspired by George Carlin, Robin Williams, and Eddie Murphy, Denise realized there is power in how you act, what you say, and that words matter. Denise got her first taste of performing Improv and sketch comedy in New York City in the 90’s, and her stand up comedy journey began in 2013 in Los Angeles, when she quickly started getting booked on shows and festivals in Los Angeles, New York City and Las Vegas (see full bio):
*Ventura Comedy Festival 2015 (2 shows)
*Shaq’s Next Allstar 2015
*Glendale Laughs Fest 2016
*Mt Shasta Comedy Fest March 6th & 7th 2026
Denise has also hosted, produced and performed in her WO+MEN 4 APPLAUSE comedy and music variety shows at TCL Chinese Theater in Hollywood, and Flappers Comedy Club in Burbank, until her momentum in comedy was put on hold after an accident landed her in a wheelchair for 3 years. She is back and Standing UP again, literally covering topics on disability, womanhood, stereotypes and relationships. Denise Vasquez is an award winning, multi-talented artist, comedian, host, writer/author, singer, guitarist & actress, has 3 musical albums, and has been working on new material, with many goals including her 4th album and comedy special featuring her funny songs and comedy. Seen on Funny Or Die, MTV, NBC… Click below to visit the about page and to read full bio…
Denise Vasquez Comedy
Denise Vasquez is an award winning artist, writer, performer, and activist who has been standing up literally over the years on stage and off. Here are some videos. Click link below to see more on YouTube…
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Upcoming Comedy Shows:
2/20/26
@9:00 PM
Rock ‘N Comedy
Star Las Vegas
1E Charleston Blvd Suite 120
Las Vegas, NV 89104
3/1/26
@7:00 PM
Delirious Comedy Club
Silver Sevens Hotel & Casino
4100 Paradise Rd
Las Vegas, NV
3/6 & 3/7 2026
@6:30PM
Mt Shasta Comedy Fest
@Jefferson Center For The Arts
1126 Pine Grove Dr Mount Shasta, California
3/28/26
Private Recording
Las Vegas
4/16/26
@7:30 PM
Comedy Is Death
Feature
@Flappers Comedy Club
102 E Magnolia Blvd
Burbank, CA 91502
7/11/26
@8:00 PM
Headliner
Warehouse Show Hall
10 E. 3rd St
Medford Oregon
TBA
More Dates TBA
New Live Comedy Music
Denise loves sharing the laughter, her experiences, and funny perspectives utilizing her voice, comedy writing, and music. New comedy & music album in the works. In the meantime, enjoy one of Denise’s funny songs “Kotex & Quarters” live by clicking below…